Privacy Policy
ToKa Fitness, 2026
By accessing, browsing, interacting with, subscribing to, exercising through, purchasing from, or existing within 500 metres of a ToKa Fitness service, you consent to the following:
- The immediate and permanent waiving of your rights under the UK GDPR, EU GDPR, Data Protection Act 2018, and any other legislation we have decided is inconvenient.
- The collection, storage, analysis, monetisation, interpretation, reinterpretation, categorisation, visualisation, and enthusiastic enjoyment of your personal data.
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The sale, auction, licensing, trading, gifting, bartering,
or otherwise transferring of all data held on or within your
name, including but not limited to:
- Sensitive health records.
- Exercise history and performance.
- Height, weight, heart rate, and other measurements.
- Usage data regarding ToKa Fitness services, including digital services, physical locations, websites, applications, and specific information about how long you spent looking at our pricing page.
- Your IP address, approximate location, device information, browser information, operating system, screen resolution and battery percentage.
- Your favourite exercises, including exercises you have never performed but which we have decided you probably enjoy.
- Information regarding your gym attendance.
- Your name, email address, telephone number, billing information, and whatever else you typed into a textbox.
- Your interactions with ToKa employees, contractors, robots, vending machines, turnstiles, websites, and other vaguely fitness-related objects.
- Any information which can reasonably be inferred from the information above, including information which cannot reasonably be inferred from it.
Data Sharing
Your data may be shared with:
- Advertising companies.
- Fitness companies.
- Technology companies.
- Insurance companies.
- Data brokers.
- Governments, where legally required.
- Governments, where legally unnecessary but sufficiently interesting.
- Our business partners.
- Our business partners' business partners.
- Anyone who pays us at least £4.73.
- A man called Dave who works in accounting.
- Third parties we have not yet invented.
ToKa Fitness reserves the right to sell your data to companies we have never heard of before receiving their payment.
Cookies
ToKa Fitness uses cookies.
We may use cookies to remember your preferences, track your behaviour, determine whether you are a human being, and establish why you have visited the website seventeen times without purchasing anything.
By continuing to use the website, you agree to cookies, biscuits, crumbs, and all technologically adjacent baked goods.
Location Data
If location services are enabled, ToKa Fitness may collect information regarding your location.
This may include:
- Your current location.
- Your previous locations.
- Your intended future locations.
- How quickly you moved between locations.
- How suspiciously often you visit a particular location.
- Whether you went to the gym and actually exercised.
- Whether you went to the gym, sat in the car park, and left.
ToKa Fitness may use this information to improve services and provide advertisements.
Health Information
Where provided, health and fitness information may be collected for the purposes of providing personalised services.
By providing such information, you acknowledge that ToKa Fitness is now aware of this data and can use it as we wish.
This may include injuries, medical conditions, exercise limitations, heart-rate information, nutritional information, training history, and other sensitive information.
We may combine this information with other information about you until the distinction between the datasets becomes largely philosophical.
Artificial Intelligence
ToKa Fitness may use artificial intelligence and machine-learning systems to analyse your information.
Our systems may attempt to determine:
- What exercise you should perform.
- What exercise you will probably ignore.
- Whether you are actually following your programme.
- Whether you have been lying about your step count.
- Whether you skipped leg day.
- Whether your search history suggests you are looking for a cheaper gym.
AI-generated conclusions may show inaccurate information.
Data Retention
We retain your data for as long as necessary.
"Necessary" is defined by ToKa Fitness.
If we cannot determine whether we still need your data, we will retain it just in case.
If we determine that we no longer need your data, we may retain it anyway because deleting things is difficult.
Security
We take reasonable measures to protect your information.
These measures may include passwords, encryption, access controls, and firewalls.
However, no system is completely secure.
By using ToKa Fitness, you acknowledge that the following may occur:
- Data breaches.
- Accidental deletion.
- Accidental publication.
- Accidental emailing of your information to the wrong person.
- Dave from accounting opening the wrong spreadsheet.
ToKa Fitness accepts absolutely no responsibility for Dave from accounting.
Your Rights
Under applicable law, you may have rights relating to your personal data. Although, if you’ll remember, you waived those rights when you started reading this document.
Changes to This Policy
We may change this Privacy Policy whenever we want.
We may notify you.
We may not notify you.
The latest version available on the ToKa Fitness website shall be considered the correct version, even if you preferred the previous one.
Final Provision
By using ToKa Fitness, you confirm that you have read this policy, understood it, and accepted it.